Former Forbes staffer Dan Lyons has retired his Fake Steve Jobs persona but continues to observe happenings as the Real Dan Lyons from the Newsweek tech columnist’s vantage point.
Whether the Linux Hater’s Blog is also Dan’s handiwork is shrouded in mystery but the language used within seems extremely similar.
Tags: Apple, Blogs, Dan Lyons, Forbes, Linux, News, Newsweek, Satire, Steve JobsIt’s a Bit Much, Really has obtained the schedule of the Republican Convention which is to be held in New York on 30 August–2 September. Here are the highlights of the august proceedings:
Day One:
6:35pm — Burning of the Bill of Rights (Excluding the Second Amendment)
6:45pm — Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
Day Two:
8:15am — John Ashcroft Lecture: The Evildoer Homos Are After Your Children
Day Three:
5:00pm — President George W. Bush Demonstration: “Deer In Headlights” Stare
Day Four:
7:35pm — Blame Clinton
But whatever you do, don’t miss the Closing Prayer on Day Four at 8:20pm! (Hint: It’ll be conducted by a toga-wearing white guy with long hair and a preference for all-male suppers.)
Full schedule is now available.
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