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Archive for December, 2004
Guantanamo Resort launches promo campaign
2004
12.09
12.09
Guantanamo Bay Resort: Being packaged as the unique get-away-from-it-all adventure holiday experience for the busy Resustance fighter
Zabri Zain’s New Mesopotamia Times reports:
The idyllic Guantanamo Bay Beach Resort today launched an exciting promotional campaign aimed at the lucrative Middle East holiday market. According to its Guest Relations Officer, Staff Sergeant Abe Graib, the campaign is particularly aimed at “an emerging and fast-growing customer base” in Iraq.“We’re telling customers there — don’t just sit in your bullet-riddled minaret just dreaming of that perfect get-away-from-it-all holiday,” Graib said. “Waiting for you at our exclusive Guantanamo Bay Beach Resort is the ideal vacation experience of a lifetime! In fact, we promise you that you’re gonna stay there for a lifetime — if the Supreme Court, the UN, the International Red Cross and Amnesty International just leave us alone,” Graib added.
This report is also available as a fun-filled brochure in PDF.
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